The Beaver Moon Meander

This Meander will not be a long walk ... in fact, it will be unlikely to cover more range than the length of the Meier Quagg Living Room. However, we will have a nice fire crackling in the fireplace, and we can guarantee a festive autumn atmosphere. The reason for the static Meander will be made manifest to those who attend... and will remain an eternal mystery to those who don't.

Phone in comments to 310.210.3347, meil 'em to the postal address skillfully concealed elsewhere on this page, or email 'em to samuelg@themeander.org

At the Meier Quagg
  • excerpts from The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd
  • excerpts from The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood
  • "Reasons to Survive November" by Tony Hoagland from What Narcissism Means to Me
  • "Old Men Playing Basketball" by B. H. Fairchild from The Art of the Lathe
  • "The Cat" by Murray Thomas
  • "Ten Deadliest Animals" by Producers of Animal Planet
  • "Avoid People who are Commitment Phobic" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Watch out for Transvestites" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Don't Fake it" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Call" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Don't Lose Yourself in Your Mate" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Careful What You Flaunt" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "It's OK to be Small and Fat" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Presentation is Important" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Do It a Lot" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Dedicate Your Life to Sex" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Get an Early Start" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Don't Judge by Appearances" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Think Ahead for Easy Cleanup" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Ambience Can Make it Special" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Get Into the Spirit" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Dare to Be Acrobatic" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Win Your Duels" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop
  • "Explore Free Love" by Katherine Gould from A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature's Sex Shop

All misspellings, misattributions, omissions or errors in naming should be construed as Acts of God, directed through yours truly (for reasons at which we as mere mortals may only guess...)